so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently
wow where do i find these men
My daughter wanted to dress up her hamster in dolly clothes, I told her that wasn’t really going to work…but if we cut holes in a box and make some of those seaside type pictures you stick your head through, only hamster sized, perhaps we could make him look like he dressed up!
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
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Finishing homework at 4am
that is the most accurate reaction gif to describe this. I cannot stop laughing.
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
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I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant